December 2008
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The new Weird World and other things blog! →
November 2008
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World War Q
The results are in!
Evilness:
Good: 0
Evil: 200
I have no clue what you are talking about! 400
Age:
Total: 9179
Average: 1529.8333333
Donations:
Total: $1000067875.3
Average: $166677979.22
Results:
Attack Cuokuo Contry for no reason at all: 300
Overpower both parts of Deranged World that oppose Weird World: 200
Don’t do anything! (LAME): 100
It looks like Weird World is going...
October 2008
2 posts
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Poll Results →
Just to let you know, keep voting! This is just for you to be able to monitor the results at home.
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New Poll →
September 2008
2 posts
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Weirdope Pox!
Attention Weird World citizens! Some scientists have just found out that some Weirdopes carry the disease Weirdope Pox! If you have this disease, or are extremely itchy, do not talk. Weirdope Pox travels through sound waves, which means since I heard an infected Weirdope speak, I just gave Weirdope Pox to all of you! Happy itchy September 10 3/4!
Results
http://bennett.wufoo.com/reports/torture-method/
August 2008
8 posts
Weirdope
The newly-discovered Weirdope is not the smartest creature. It is a bird that looks like a do-do, but is much fatter. The Weirdope flies crookedly. Feathers fall off of it when it flies. The Weirdopes are always migrating. They like to say “Weirdope!”
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Life Threatening Creature is not Life Threatening
Another news flash! The creature discovered by the Asdfs was a new species, but is not life threatning. In fact it’s fairly stupid. The creature is called a Weirdope. We will have a full profile by tomorrow.
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Weirdope…Weirdope…Weirdope…
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Mysterious (and probably life threatning) Creature...
News flash! Some good Asdfs were cleaning up the Deadly Depressing Desert when they stumbled upon a trap door. They went through the door and discovered that it led to the Mooey-Mooey Mountains. They went into one of the caves and found a possibly deadly animal. All they heard was… What’s that? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Wack-a-Yay! Voting
Vote for a torture method in Wack-a-Yay!
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The sound a Hoy-a-Toi! makes.
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Slinky
Slinky is a ghost. He looks like the ghosts in Pacman and loves money. He ran for president of Weird World and won, though was overthrown by a hypnotized R7-D9. Slinky can float. He is obsessed with attacking No-Name from Crazy World, and has painted his room to make it look like a Pacman level. He loves dots.
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Hooded Warrior
Hooded Warrior is the leader of the Stick People of Armand and one of the most feared people in all the land. He always carries his sword and slingshot with him wherever he goes and often challenges people to a duel. His favorite word is “Engarde!” He lives in the Forbidden Lands region of Armand, and enjoys hunting the native Jiggies.
May 2008
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King Jiggles the Third Assassinated!
King Jiggles the Third, current dictator of Weird World and famous Jiggy, was assassinated by Bombling at 12:03 P.M. today. Here’s how it happened. Bombling walked into KJ3’s room, said, “Boom Boom!” and exploded! Not many people are saddened by his death. Bombling escaped with some Stick People of Armand to the Forbidden Lands. It is rumored that he is becoming a criminal. The Weird Worldian...
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The Forbidden Lands
The Forbidden Lands is located in the northwestern area of Weird World. Armand where the Stick People of Armand live, is the Forbidden Lands’s capital. Here you will also find Weird World’s largest Jiggy hunting ground. Many evil people live here. The Forbidden Lands is located inside a ring of active volcanoes. However, all of the ground there is ice. It snows a lot in the Forbidden...
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Hoy-a-Toi!
The Hoy-a-Toi! is a Goron (from Legend of Zelda) -like creature. It lives in tribes. The Hoy-a-Toi! always goes around with its legs crossed in a yoga position, bouncing off the ground, and saying “Hoy-a-Toi!” The HaT lives in the sandy Deadly Depressing Desert, which is also the largest graveyard in Weird World.
Information: Into Summer Cleaning
Into Summer Cleaning has begun in Weird World! Into Summer Cleaning is when everybody in Weird World buys a disintegration bomb and sets it to disintegrate everything but brick. Then, they put the bomb in their house and make it go off in two minutes. In those two minutes, everybody runs out of the house. The bomb disintegrates everything that was inside the house, and everybody’s houses...
Places: The Optimistic Ocean
The Optimistic Ocean, named after Stick Man Yayer’s optimism, is one of the six major oceans of Weird World. The Optimistic Ocean lies in the southeastern part of Weird World. The area near the ocean is very warm and tropical. There are several beach resorts along the coast. Swimming is allowed in the Optimistic Ocean, but you must watch out for the evil group of sharks called the Card...
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The Stick People of Armand
The Stick People of Armand are evil stick people who live in Armand, The Forbidden Lands. They have many weapons such as swords, bows and arrows, pikes, grenades, and buckets of lava. The SPOA like to ride dragons, and they hunt and torture Jiggies. Stick Man Yayer was originally a SPOA, but in battle his head was hit by a sword hilt and his brain got broken. When the SPOA found out he could...
Weather for May 9th 2/4, 2008
It looks very stormy in Weird World. If you go outside you will most likely be struck by lightning, so take Stick Man Yayer out right now!
Places: Tayxays
Tayxays is located in the southern portion of Weird World, close to the Insane Border. It is a state bordered peninsula, bordered by the Optimistic Ocean on all sides but one. Tayxays is mainly a desert, with many cacti. It is a very southern state. Wacko is its capital city.
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Media: Wack-a-Yay Coming to Weird World
A new video game called Wack-a-Yay is coming out in Weird World on May 7 3/4, 2008. In this game, you have control over different common Stick Man torture methods. You are presented with a Stick Man Yayer who you can do anything you want with. Torture methods include but are not limited to:
Freezing
Frying
Slice-n-Dicing
Electrocuting
And many more methods, including secret unlockable...
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Characters: Jiggy
A Jiggy is a pink and round creature. Some of them have tails like a pig. The live in the Forbidden Lands, and are hunted and tortured by the Evil Stick People of Armand. Sometimes they are kept in water-filled stone prisons deep underground. Jiggies can live underwater, but it makes them very tired. They are also often called Jiggles.
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